Yep. This is just what football fans want to see during this year's Super Bowl halftime show. For those of us who watched Madonna grow up on MTV, it's going to make us feel really old.
And for those of us who haven't been hitting in the gym lately, it will make us wish we wore long sleeve shirt.
And you just know some dude sporting a XXXL #12 Patriots jersey is going to blow his cover and hit the restroom humming "Like a Virgin."
We are all doomed.
Curse you, Madonna.
...touched for the very first time.
