Cowboy Giver

Dallas wide receiver, Roy Williams, has trouble catching...

a. out patterns

b. a wife

c. on

d. All of the Above.

Dallas wide receiver, Roy Williams allegedly mailed a video proposal, a $76,000 ring, and his testicles in an overnight delivery package to girl friend Brooke Daniels.

Brooke got cold feet and sticky fingers; Broke off the wedding and kept the ring. 

Roy Williams, perhaps sensing the inevitable: Getting released by the Cowboys, and losing his $9 million annual salary, filed an insurance claim and hired an attorney to retrieve the ring.

Roy probably realized that 76K might come handy when the time comes to replace his missing testicles.