Tiger Woods and Steve Williams Split

Tiger Woods has ended his 12-year relationship with caddie Steve Williams. Woods is going to need a replacement and we’ve got some suggestions.

Here’s our short list of candidates:

A. Carl Spackler (of Caddy Shack fame. This dude once looped
for the Dalai Lama for Buddha’s sake).

 

B. Shaquille O’Neal (They'll call him “The Big Birdie.” And you  know,
they say putting is a lot like free throw shooting. Uh, on second thought...)

C. Dwayne Wade (After carrying LeBron James through the
championship, this will seem like a light load)

D. Santa Claus (Has experience carrying a bag, won’t mind
wearing red on Sundays, and that whole naughty list thing
 just might help keep Tiger in check)

Suggestions?