Weird Beards

Beards happen when you have either too much time or too little time on your hands.

Abraham Lincoln is a perfect example of the "too little time to shave kind of guy." Lincoln had a union to save, slaves to free, and a droopy jaw line to hide.

The baseball relief pitcher conversely has way too much time.  Between making a one inning save appearance a couple of times a week, they spend their idle time participating in bubble gum blowing contests, rating female fans, spitting seeds, and filling pie tins (ironically) with shaving cream.

Tiger Woods recent facial hair experiment places him in the category with the relief pitchers. For all fans, concerned Tiger, please pick up a hobby while you recuperate. You're creepin' us all out. 

The Weird Facial Hair Hall of Fame (Other nominees?)

See Colin Farrell, Horrible Bosses

Drew Gooden as the Kraken

Brian Wilson inspired by
Wooly Willy. (click link)

I blame this guy for all this
beard and mustache mayhem.

I 

Excuse me sir, but there is a
fishing lure hanging from
your lip.

Jayon Werth loses a bet. We hope.